Picture Dolly Parton and Hulk Hogan arm-in-arm at the altar—only it’s all a hilarious mid-’80s spoof! Dolly’s playful song “Headlock on My Heart” (with Hogan dubbed “Starlight Starbright” thanks to WWF rules) mixed wrestling puns and country charm, from “He’s got a headlock on my heart” to “pinned me down for a lifetime.” It’s a vintage, pun-filled gem you didn’t know you needed. Ready to relive this retro ridiculousness?