Booger McFarland, a former LSU and Auburn Tigers had the entire commentary desk in stitches when he cracked, “Alabama is just a baby elephant, waiting for the Seminole warrior on horseback to ride in, plant his spear, and take it away without a fight.” The room erupted in laughter—everyone except Nick Saban. For the legendary coach, watching the program he had spent decades building reduced to a punchline was no laughing matter. With his trademark steel, Saban shot back at Booger, delivering a response so sharp it left the analyst frozen and embarrassed on live TV.