BREAKING NEWS: The fateful bus carrying the entire Detroit Lions roster on its way to a practice session ahead of their upcoming matchup against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers has been involved in a devastating highway accident, leaving behind a scene of destruction and the haunting wail of ambulance sirens piercing the morning air. Fans are in disbelief. Families of the players have collapsed in grief. Football cleats lie scattered amid smoke and twisted steel. Faith, cheers, and an entire season — all swallowed by a heavy, suffocating silence. Many players are in critical condition, and according to early reports, one particular superstar…