BREAKING: Indianapolis Colts head coach Shane Steichen has stunned the football world by suspending three of the team’s star players — Anthony Richardson, Daniel Jones, and Jonathan Taylor — after they were caught partying at a downtown nightclub on Monday night, just hours after missing team practice earlier that day, citing “health reasons.” According to sources within the Indianapolis Colts organization, the decision came immediately after Shane Steichen reviewed video footage and confirmed multiple reports verifying the players’ presence at the club. “If you think skipping practice and lying about it makes you an Indianapolis Colt, think again — not on my field, not under my watch,” the Indianapolis Colts declared firmly.