BREAKING: New England Patriots head coach Mike Vrabel has stunned the football world by suspending three of the team’s star players — Drake Maye, Stefon Diggs, and Will Campbell — after they were caught partying at a downtown nightclub on Monday night, just hours after missing team practice earlier that day, citing “health reasons.” According to sources within the New England Patriots organization, the decision came immediately after Mike Vrabel reviewed video footage and confirmed multiple reports verifying the players’ presence at the club. “If you think skipping practice and lying about it makes you a New England Patriot, think again — not on my field, not under my watch,” the New England Patriots declared firmly.