BREAKING NEWS: Head coach Kevin O’Connell has announced his resignation following the Minnesota Vikings’ narrow loss to the Philadelphia Eagles, saying he could no longer withstand public pressure. “I don’t deserve this position,” the 40-year-old strategist said in a tone filled with sorrow. It is reported that fans present at the stadium that night booed and criticized O’Connell relentlessly, and thousands of people sent emails to the Minnesota Vikings’ official address demanding his dismissal. In response, General Manager Kwesi Adofo-Mensah uttered only four words — words that brought fans to tears and silenced all criticism…