BREAKING NEWS: The e.n.t.i.r.e four-man officiating crew from the Oregon vs. Indiana game has been s.u.s.p.e.n.d.e.d pending investig@tion, after the N.C.A.A. identified a series of controversial decisions that appeared to consistently disadvantage Oregon. Head coach Dan Lanning was visibly furious, delivering a sharp five-word remark that has ignited outrage among the Ducks fanbase and sparked a storm across social media.