“Disney & ABC Can Kiss My Ass!” Jimmy Kimmel Signs Huge New Deal With CBS After Being Fired AGAIN — And The First Show He Announced Left Hollywood In Total Shock The stage lights in Los Angeles had barely dimmed when Jimmy Kimmel shouted the line that rocked Hollywood: “Disney & ABC can kiss my ass!” Hours after being fired—again—he stunned the industry by inking a massive new deal with CBS. Insiders are calling it “one of the boldest late-night moves of the decade.” But the drama didn’t stop there. At the announcement, Simon Cowell suddenly fired back, reportedly mocking Kimmel’s “revenge tour” and questioning whether CBS had made “a desperate move.” The clash ignited a firestorm online, with fans picking sides and rival hosts scrambling to respond. CBS teased Kimmel’s first show as “unlike anything late-night has ever seen,” sparking whispers that it’s a direct shot at ABC. Meanwhile, Cowell’s comments only poured gasoline on the flames, with Jimmy smirking on stage as if daring him to say more. Hollywood hasn’t seen late-night this explosive in years—and the battle lines are only just being drawn.