Dan Lanning roared with a proclamation that shook all of Eugene: “If anyone dares to open their mouth and claim I was wrong for raging and publicly blasting Jimmy Kimmel, I swear I will shred my coaching career to pieces right here at Autzen Stadium — because I will never allow the soul of the departed to be turned into a filthy joke on national television!” Duck Nation erupted in emotion, and the entire NCAA was rocked by the blazing vow of the Oregon Ducks’ architect.