Yes, there’s actual footage of Dolly Parton arm-in-arm at the altar with none other than Hulk Hogan—well, sort of. In her spoof song “Headlock on My Heart” from a 1980s variety show, Dolly croons lines like “He’s got a headlock on my heart” and “I guess you could say he’s pinned me down for a lifetime,” while the wrestler—dubbed “Starlight Starbright” to sidestep WWF rules—plays the over-the-top groom. It’s pure vintage madness you didn’t know you needed.